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Warriors of Aidoios - P1 Warriors of Aidoios - P1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Honestly, I'm glad you don't make movies.

With no dialogue, no plot, amateur angles, poor and repetitive choreography, hardly any outfit theme, I don't see how people can give this a good rating. Woopdeedoo, you made a live movie go onto Flash! Poorly!

People should be reviewing this as they would a live action movie, or a cartoon Flash with this same action it, and should completely discount the fact that it's live action in flash because this is incredibly easy to do, just not seen very often.

The jittery movement may have seemed cool to you.. I don't know if you actually took hundreds of photos to do that or you edited footage in such a way to get that effect, but it was aggravating and painful to the eyes.

The one girl with long hair was interesting, but seemed like you thought "OH THIS GIRL HAS COOL HAIR LIEK ANIEME I PUT IN MOVEI." No, please. The (assumed) protagonist looked like he just got home from school, not like some "BLADE MASTER."

The fighting scenes were miles away from fluid, the same clashing swords sliding off eachother happened a good number of times, and the slow motion sequences (and sequences such as when the swords cut right over the heads) seemed so absolutely deliberate that whatever effect you might have gained by doing it you lost entirely.

It seemed like the people using the swords were too afraid (with good reason) of the weapons they were wielding to swing them freely enough and be willing to be swung at freely enough to get any sort of realism or quality choreography to happen. This probably could have been remedied with practicing choreography with plastic swords or something first. Very amateur.

I don't know if this is how you picture warriors with swords and melee weapons fighting, but if it is, then be thankful you live in an age where melee weapons are basically obsolete.

It was extremely poor, imo. You shouldn't have bothered even porting it into Flash, or maybe it was worth it to you, but it should have in no way made it to the front page.

NSFW's "The Miracle" NSFW's "The Miracle"

Rated 5 / 5 stars





sex and the bedroom sex and the bedroom

Rated 5 / 5 stars


almost as great as angryman

Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. Ever.

This is quite possibly.. no.. most definitely.. the best flash movie ever created.

Scars Will Never Heal Scars Will Never Heal

Rated 5 / 5 stars



Black dude Black dude

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was okay

First of all, it's kind of stupid to put unfinished stuff in the portal. It was okay, but it was way too slow, and it wasn't interesting enough to be that slow. It wasn't like it was slow-mo fighting or anything.. it was just.. slow. I don't know if you were making them white and black as in caucasian and african american, but regardless the character designs were pretty lacking and were very simple.. yet you still didn't finish it. When the guy cocked the handgun, you didn't even make the top of the gun move or anything.. c'mon man. Nice job for a first shot though, keep it up!

Ken's Date (Apple Switch) Ken's Date (Apple Switch)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


pure genius.

Overprotective Part Two Overprotective Part Two

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


A great improvement on the last one. The drawings were better, the animation was better (much more fluid), the sound was better, even the muzzle flashes were better (though I'd suggest maybe giving them a little more form than just the little circle gradient thing.) Awesome job. Fived!

Another New Bunny Another New Bunny

Rated 5 / 5 stars



Tricky Apotheosis Tricky Apotheosis

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hot damn.

Normally I'm not a fan of dick humor, but.. damn. That was funny. The whole thing was great that you pulled it off with the madness style thing, and then that dance at the end.. that made the whole thing worth it that much more. lmao.